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Rajini humour

It is a fact that Rajini refuses to do a film with a single villain. Job satisfaction, you know!

Stephen Hawking discovered today that the universe revolves around Rajinikanth.

Death once had a near Rajinikanth experience.

Beyonce is not celebrating her birthday. Rajinikanth forgot to wish her.

Rajinikanth can see through you even if you are on the other side of the Earth.

Government aborts BlackBerry ban plan, since Rajini can intercept all mails and messages.

There is nothing like recession, it's just that Rajinikanth started saving money.

Rajini can download the Internet & compress it to a single MB.

One day Rajini got so angry with dancing that he smashed it. The result . . . break dance.

When Rajinikanth had surgery, the anesthetic was applied to the surgeons.

Neil Armstrong's famous line on the moon was: 'One giant step for mankind, a small step for Rajinikanth'.

Rajini is so cool, he makes ice jealous.

Once someone tried to tell Rajini a "knock knock"joke. Rajini found out who was there, who they worked for, and where the bomb was.

Osama cannot be found because Rajinikanth kicked him out of Earth.

We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Rajinikanth.

Reader's opinion (5)

Lost InworldOct 24th, 2010 at 10:41 AM

Rajini brings gift to Sanata during X-Mas

Lost InworldOct 24th, 2010 at 10:36 AM

Rajini can lift the Sun with two fingers and light up his cigarette with it.

Shashank DargadOct 18th, 2010 at 09:06 AM

Rajnikant enters big boss 4..
Next day..
"Rajnikant chate hai ke Big Boss confession room main aajaye"

Lost InworldOct 24th, 2010 at 10:54 AM

"Time" is tired of racing against Rajiji !

Lost InworldOct 24th, 2010 at 10:48 AM

Rajini can change the outcome of India-Pakistan cricket match during highlights !

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