It is a fact that Rajini refuses to do a film with a single villain. Job satisfaction, you know!

Stephen Hawking discovered today that the universe revolves around Rajinikanth.

Death once had a near Rajinikanth experience.

Beyonce is not celebrating her birthday. Rajinikanth forgot to wish her.

Rajinikanth can see through you even if you are on the other side of the Earth.

Government aborts BlackBerry ban plan, since Rajini can intercept all mails and messages.

There is nothing like recession, it's just that Rajinikanth started saving money.

Rajini can download the Internet & compress it to a single MB.

One day Rajini got so angry with dancing that he smashed it. The result . . . break dance.

When Rajinikanth had surgery, the anesthetic was applied to the surgeons.

Neil Armstrong's famous line on the moon was: 'One giant step for mankind, a small step for Rajinikanth'.

Rajini is so cool, he makes ice jealous.

Once someone tried to tell Rajini a "knock knock"joke. Rajini found out who was there, who they worked for, and where the bomb was.

Osama cannot be found because Rajinikanth kicked him out of Earth.

We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Rajinikanth.